Joke Time

On the first day of school the teacher is introducing herself to her new third grade class. "Children," she says, "My name is Miss Prussy, I will write it on the black board for you." As she does this she says, "An easy way to remember my name is that it is spelled just like 'pussy' but with an 'r'".
The following morning the teacher asks her class, "Boys and girls can any of you remember my name?" "I know," says one boy eagerly, "It's Miss Crunt."